Tiny Desk Moments

NPR’s Tiny Desk Concerts are spectacular. They’re a YouTube series of small-scale, exquisitely produced sets from the NPR music office in Washington DC which focuses mostly on quirky indie rock. In its long run since 2008, Tiny Desk has hosted a deep roster of musicians, both small and big names, and the intimate setting facilitates unique takes often lost in hyper-refined studio album versions or live stadium sets.

Tiny Desk has broadened my horizon of music, far beyond the comparatively staid classical music from my childhood. I’ve hardly listened to them all (they’re thrice weekly now), but let me tell you about five memorable moments:

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The Toll of Radiology Nights

Radiology night shifts are a frenzy. Maddenly, absurdly difficult. An older internal medicine doctor once asked me “oh, do you get to sleep during your call shifts?” and I scoffed. Sleep?! We hardly have time to go to the bathroom!

Labeling radiology nights as “call” is misleading, suggesting that we only spring into action when some rare clinical circumstance occurs (like checking if a baby’s bowel is twisting itself off). “Night float” gets closer, implying a skeleton night crew takes over to cover overnight emergency issues (like if a patient in the scanner requires special attention). I mean, we do those things too, but the commodity of modern radiology is incorporated real-time into many diagnostic workups, so we’re basically ALWAYS needed.

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Soymilk Alchemy

Making soymilk is like alchemy. Turning America’s underappreciated cash crop into a delectable, smooth drink feels like magic. However, this recipe is not for the faint-hearted. It requires a good amount of niche home kitchen equipment and a couple hours of work.

You might be surprised by the scale of America’s soybean crop. It’s second only to big corn and far outstrips wheat and every other crop, but it has low visibility to the average consumer because almost all of it is pressed into vegetable oil and livestock feed and/or exported. Tofu, tempeh, edamame, soy sauce, and soymilk comprise a vanishingly small percentage of the crop.

This project started back in September 2020, when my college friend Alvin and I were discussing pandemic cooking projects. He had been reading some soybean scientific literature and refining his formulation for “delicious, reproducible soymilk” using a few uncommon techniques like applying boiling water to soak and slow-cooking. Then, in the winter, several times I tried buying bottled soymilk from Chinatown and found it overly sweet and—even worse—spoiled and slimy. I asked my friend for tips, and he generously shared his recipe notes and even supplied me with a starter bag of soybeans (thanks!!).

Since then, I’ve cooked 24 batches, so most weeks. There’s been lots of titration, experimentation, and tasting. We’re finding soybean skins and okara crumbs everywhere in the kitchen.

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Anatomical Plurals

As a radiologist, I have few clinical pearls to offer, but let’s talk about anatomical plurals! 

This post all started when we were trying to discuss a fascinating case involving the male external reproductive organs, but we were all stumbling over the terms. So… one penis has a corpus spongiosum, two corpora cavernosa (each with a crus), a urethra, and a glans penis, but two penes contain two corpora spongiosa, four corpora cavernosa (four crura), two urethrae, and two glandes penium? And the corresponding scrota contain pairs of testes and epididymides, respectively susceptible to orchitides and epididymitides??

Penile jokes aside, let’s learn how to pluralize some anatomy!  (Disclaimer: This is a humor piece; I have no linguistics training.)

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Medical Terms that Sound Like Unrelated Words

In medicine, we have an extended vocabulary set that is mainly composed of anatomic terms derived from Latin and Greek. Medical-ese, if you will. Sometimes, they resemble unrelated words in common parlance, but they are best not confused for obvious reasons. Following are a few examples of many:

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  • ephemera (uh-FE-mer-uh) — 1. objects that are meant to be used only for a short time; 2. such objects that become collectibles, such as ticket stubs or handwritten missives
  • femora (FE-mer-uh) — the thigh bones
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